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Private Investigator 

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

anal investigator 

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.
The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.
anal investigator by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

Privates Investigator 

a.k.a Dick Devil, Penis Pirate, or Genital Gangster. Basically any one who craves the male genitalia.
Wow She is the biggest privates investigator i've ever seen

Investigate 

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
Investigate by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

Investigatorally 

see also: investigatively, investigatorial.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.
Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie

I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant
Investigatorally by dateofbirth October 16, 2012

Investihaters 

Paranormal investigators that are hell bent on blaming paranormal television and event celebrities for the short comings in the paranormal field. Most investihaters in the field are usually upset they didn't get offered a tv show or that their evidence lacks any substance.
Bob the ghost hunter thinks all paranormal celebrities are faking their evidence. He has now reached investihaters status.
Investihaters by Rouxlette December 13, 2010