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inversion

When the penis, due to cold or extreme revulsion, retreats back into the body. An uber soft-on.
That Noelene bitch is so ugly she gave me an inversion. My dick's in hiding!
by CountFistula August 3, 2005
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inversal

the act of making something something inverted.

synonym: inverting
the groom went up the aisle in his stunning white dress to meet his bride in her handsome tuxedo . "well that was an inversal of my gender expectations..."
by mamatechnician June 11, 2018
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Inverse Optie

a y=2x+1 bootie! It goes towards the center of her body. It is either so flat that it makes her neck, back, and knees connect or it is never seen by the eye when she has leggins on.
Her ass is so flat is isnt even visible. INVERSE OPTIE DOE.....
by mdharia15 October 8, 2014
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Inverse Wink

A flirtatious action where one begins with both eyes closed, opens just one eye with a flirty smile (looks the same as traditional flirtatious winking), and then returns to having both eyes closed.
She was trying everything to get his attention but traditional flirting was inadequate; therefore she tried an inverse wink, his attention was caught, and they are now married.
by juking January 14, 2015
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Inverse date

A date that begins with sexual intercourse, first, to reduce sexual tension and increase the overall enjoyment of the dating experience.
Guy: Why don't we just stay in tonight...?
Gal: I'm really looking forward to insert dating activity, so let's just do an inverse date.
by D&C May 24, 2016
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inverse snobbery

Thinking you're better than other people because you're working class, have a regional accent, don't use big words, read tabloid papers, or for other reasons which are opposite to those which would be involved in "snobbery" in the usual sense.
The argument that people who live in "rough" areas are the only ones who "know" about crime and that everyone else should shut up is just an example of inverse snobbery.
by Andy May 1, 2004
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craniorectal inversion

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.
"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."
by Chicka Nuts October 23, 2007
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