similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
by Stan the Man December 12, 2004
Get the dialing while intoxicated mug.The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.
"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."
by Screechingmu March 6, 2008
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Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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Get the intoxinebriated mug.To intoxicate with laughter and or happiness.
To poison with a substance that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
To lol uncontrollably without hesitation to stop for any means.
To find almost anything funny no matter what it is.
To poison with a substance that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
To lol uncontrollably without hesitation to stop for any means.
To find almost anything funny no matter what it is.
Person1: Are you ok man?
Person2: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Person1: You are intoxinated on monster or weed bro.
Person2: I...Can't...Stop!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Person1: Yeah the intoxinate is most likely sugar. No more energy drinks for you.
Person2: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Person1: You are intoxinated on monster or weed bro.
Person2: I...Can't...Stop!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
Person1: Yeah the intoxinate is most likely sugar. No more energy drinks for you.
by intoxinate December 6, 2011
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B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.
B: Jane said that? But she's usually such a sweetheart.
A: Well last night, she was intoxicunted.
by eo83 February 19, 2012
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