Bed intruder

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.

"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!

by G428377 August 6, 2010

intrusive

Something that forcibly imposes itself on you at a time when you don't want it.
Example: Facebook Messenger's extremely annoying popup notification that superimposes itself over everything else you are doing on your smart phone and has to be uninstalled in order to stop it.

I installed Facebook Messenger on my smart phone because I was forced into it with Zuckerberg's monopoly on social media and all, but I decided I would rather swallow glass than have to endure the annoying app -- and uninstalled it within 12 hours because it was so damn intrusive.

by CrazyIvoryPounder August 13, 2014

InTheWoods

Where the hill people dispose of their worn out appliances, tires, car parts and other jetsam.

When the refrigerator finally gave it up, she had the old man take it out InTheWoods next to the '86 Buick.

by mrsnyder January 1, 2009

mother's intuition

An immediate unreasoned understanding that a mother has toward something regarding the well being of her child.

Jane didn't want her son Billy to go to the party. Her "mother's intuition" sensed something bad was going to happen.

by Noraaaaaaaaaa November 19, 2013

Intruendo

An introduction which implies that the rest of the conversation is going to be laced with inuendo

I knew it was going to be a topic I was interested in when he started with an intruendo.

by Socks3 March 24, 2009

intrusive thots

hoes that break into your house and demand to suck peepee

I wanted to get some rest last night, but then i was attacked by intrusive thots in my sleep.

by Intrusive Mishka October 28, 2021

Intuitive Hindsight

Claiming to have known something was going to happen, when in actuality you were genuinly suprised. Often this is done simply to save face.

"Hey mom! I just went skydiving!"

*after being visibly suprised* "Oh. Somehow I knew you'd do something crazy like that."

"Nice try, mom. I can tell Intuitive Hindsight when I see it."

by Doc Vegas November 11, 2009