Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
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Linking a previously discussed concept, or perhaps the punchline of a previously used joke, to an unrelated discussion later
He was telling stories with tons of interbacks... I dont know how he is able relate everything to the current conversation.
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the origin stems from the need to refer to a non-traditional exchange between two individuals based off of a verb. 'relationship,' based on 'relate,' was rejected bc it has extremely different connotations. 'exchangeship' was rejected bc it sounds lame.
members of an interactionship may be referred to as 'interactioneers,' pioneering new ways that ppl relate, or as 'interactionauts,' (based off of astronauts), bc 'interactionship' sounds a bit like 'spaceship.'
the origin stems from the need to refer to a non-traditional exchange between two individuals based off of a verb. 'relationship,' based on 'relate,' was rejected bc it has extremely different connotations. 'exchangeship' was rejected bc it sounds lame.
members of an interactionship may be referred to as 'interactioneers,' pioneering new ways that ppl relate, or as 'interactionauts,' (based off of astronauts), bc 'interactionship' sounds a bit like 'spaceship.'
KPouns: So what's the latest with that guy you hooked up with last weekend? Where is it headed?
JDH2: Who knows? It exceeds definition. I'd classify it as an interactionship at present.
JDH2: Who knows? It exceeds definition. I'd classify it as an interactionship at present.
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Hi, this software can not work on your computer without loading ABC programme which will work as an interface
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The first Interact Club was founded in the USA in 1962. Now there are approxamitely 9000 Interact Clubs globally, with a membership of around 210,000 teenagers.
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The Club Service department mainly does projects which benefits the club such as membership drives.
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The Interact Club, on a whole is a stepping stone for teenagers to bring them into the adult world in terms of character, social stability and management capabilities.
The first Interact Club was founded in the USA in 1962. Now there are approxamitely 9000 Interact Clubs globally, with a membership of around 210,000 teenagers.
Interact is basically a happy mix of a service club and a social society, a little of both but not too much of one. Teens can mingle amongst one another whilst managing beneficial projects.
The Community Service part of Interact consists of projects benefitting the underprivelleged and for raising funds for the community.
The Club Service department mainly does projects which benefits the club such as membership drives.
The Finance department handles projects which collect funds for club usage.
International Understanding is mainly about bringing everyone closer to one another. IU (short form) Departments usually have an annual IU Day/Night themed on a culture or a country, so members of the club can understand foreign people more and thus brings the world closer.
The Interact Club, on a whole is a stepping stone for teenagers to bring them into the adult world in terms of character, social stability and management capabilities.
Many members from this school joins the Interact Club. It's a massive organization and their recent charity concert is quite successful!
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