coffeeshop intellectualist

Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.

Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

intellectualite

any girl who has both the smarts and beauty

Arianna and gwen are both intellectualites.

by hmmm???? October 13, 2008

Intellectualizing

When you or someone you know take something simple and hyper-analyze it to reach absurd conclusions.

Bob thinks that his attraction to tits is related to his maternal issues. He's a fucking idiot and intellectualizing. Sometimes you just like big tits.

by Freud's Evil Cousin July 26, 2023

Intellectualistic

It's a past tense version of the word intellectual.

"The man opened the door in an intellectualistic manner"

by Luke Bt April 17, 2009

intellectualic

genius type shit bruh

bruh you got some intellectualic vocabulary

by big titty lesbian December 29, 2018

Intellectualitivity

To become more of an intellectual; Increasing your smarts drastically.

"You should go to school to increase your intellectualitivity."

by Kaitlyn Oliva May 19, 2019

intellectuality

the power of intellectuals

I will activate my intellectuality

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019