by Wild Steve January 25, 2018
Get the Intoxibation mug.The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.
I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.
I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.
Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up
I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.
Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up
by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008
Get the bionic intoxication mug.An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.
|Sober|
1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone
|Sober|
1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone
"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."
-10 degrees of intoxication-
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."
-10 degrees of intoxication-
by HeroicFlow [benk514] February 18, 2009
Get the 10 Degrees of Intoxication mug.The state of sleeplessness where it seems like that one is drunk. This usually comes with goofiness, stumbling around, and just plain acting crazy.
Person #1: *giggling crazily at the farting sounds of the ketchup bottle* That's nasty! *continues to gigglesnort*
Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.
Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.
by Rokara January 1, 2010
Get the Sleep Intoxication mug.A delusional state engendered in those of a right wing disposition by viewing, and taking seriously, the entertainment channel Fox News.
Arizona woman, Holly Solomon, deliberately drove a jeep into her husband because he hadn't voted against Obama. It was a classic case of infoxication.
by xenukolob November 13, 2012
Get the infoxication mug.The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.
by Screechingmu March 7, 2008
Get the Anal Intoxication mug."Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand half of the messages you sent me!"
by Mad Ange October 27, 2008
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