why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

This phrase derives from the fact that urban dictionary's text editor is far superior to it's fellow editor, which is why I, an intellect much prefer the former choice.

We here using Urban Dictionary in stead of Microsoft Word to Make Essays

I am better than you because i use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

Yall amatuers need to grow up and use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

by KayrunJaavice May 07, 2019

ask gabby instead

Gabby is equivalent to a whole. Fuck you rick ask her instead of me since you think she's hotter. die.

_ is a bitch and likes someone named Gabby who is a nasty whore.

Ask Gabby instead she's a dumbass.

by katiedatrealbitch January 21, 2022

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

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well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
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by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 09, 2025

Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

by Gay Billie Joe February 20, 2025