instant boner 

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

instant boner by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

instant get 

An expression to show how much you would like to get something.

Have you seen Johnny's new car? That thing is instant get!

instant get by sjkn January 2, 2010

instant replay chick 

A girl who, from one angle, looks hot, but from another is horribly ugly. Much like how on a football instant replay it may look like a touchdown from one angle, and down at the 1 from another.

Dude #1: I thought that girl in the black over there was hot, then I saw her from another angle, and I saw she was really ugly.

Dude #2: Total instant replay chick.

instant replay chick by DaJameson January 16, 2011

Instant Classic 

When a brand new tune blows everyone's mind because you just know it is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Dude, did you listen to Kendrick Lamar's Blacker the Berry?
Yeah man. That is what I call an instant classic.

Instant Classic by honktonky April 22, 2016

Instant Star 

An awesome show featuring the life of Jude Harrison the winner of an American Idol like contest called Instant Star.
It follows the ups and downs of fame and about the music.
How she is inspired by relationships she has to write her music.
Featured on the-N and CTV in Canada and America and various others stations around the world.
30 minutes long.

"So can you believe the outcome of Instant Star last night they love giving us those cliffhangers!!"

Instant Star by Kawaii Neko_chan Angel Heart December 9, 2008

INSTANT donger raise 

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

INSTANT donger raise by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

Instant water 

Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.

It's instant water! Just add water.

Instant water by PlasmaFire3000 November 6, 2009