Instant water

Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.

It's instant water! Just add water.

by PlasmaFire3000 November 6, 2009

Instant Ramen

Quite possibly, the greatest food that has ever existed.

Anonymous: Man, I'm hungry. Oh! I know what I'll eat....Instant Ramen!

by joybuzzoffical October 4, 2020

instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.

V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.

I was instant messaging that kid.

by Tokyo July 28, 2008

Instant Classic

1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.

1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!

by Neil S. April 6, 2008

Instant Karma

Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.

“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”

by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017

instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.

Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."

by Astor G. February 28, 2008