meat inspector

A person who likes to look and examine cocks.

Wow.........that meyer kid is a true fuckin meat inspector!

by Eli Steinman November 10, 2007

Inspector goole

Aka the coolest guy ever.

CEO of socialism, justice and cutting through massively

Person 1: wow inspector goole is a bit of a cool dude

by iM qUiRkY March 12, 2020

Insecticide

An unfortunate act conducted by a bug or insect who just can't deal with the pressures of life anymore

The deleted alternate ending to "A Bug's Life" was a mass insecticide led by the morbidly obese caterpillar... It was pretty badass

by Macho Man Randy Sandwich February 1, 2010

surprise inspector

A surprise inspector is the name of a prank which involves 2 or more people who have been detained in separate police vehicles. In order to set the prank up, one person who knows that everything in a police vehicle is being recorded, will speak loudly of their friends attempt to hide drugs or drug paraphernalia, (even though they really didn’t) within his or her own anal cavity. The prank is completed after the cavity search has taken place.

While Derek and Bobby were being detained in separate police cars, Derek said, “Those dumb pigs will never figure out that Bobby hid that tiny bit of tar heroin up his ass! A few hours later... Bobby: “Why you smiling, Derek?” Derek: “I heard you got a visit from the surprise inspector!” Bobby: “I’m gonna F’n kill you Derek!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 7, 2018

Transport Inspector

A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and boasting about how big their cocks are.

Transport Inspector: May I see your licence and permit please?

Truckie: Get fucked.

by juanchavez November 13, 2010

yoyo inspector

a psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatric social worker or anyone employed in the mental health field who counsels anyone with a psychiatric diagnosis or emotional problem.

According to my yoyo inspector, diabetes and chronic pain can cause depression.

by Ruby Slippers February 18, 2010

Inspectigate

To look examine thoroughly. A cross between "Inspect" and "Investigate"

"The small wretch inpectigated the garbage can in hope of finding an offalistic morsel"

by Lord Nym August 23, 2003