interactionship

something akin to a friendship or relationship; it's explicitly not a friendship bc it may lack a foundation of trust to start and is traditionally not platonic; it's explicitly not a relationship bc it is not exclusive and lacks rigidity in commitment; it must be highly enjoyable and indulgent despite having an element of confusion due to its ambiguity

the origin stems from the need to refer to a non-traditional exchange between two individuals based off of a verb. 'relationship,' based on 'relate,' was rejected bc it has extremely different connotations. 'exchangeship' was rejected bc it sounds lame.

members of an interactionship may be referred to as 'interactioneers,' pioneering new ways that ppl relate, or as 'interactionauts,' (based off of astronauts), bc 'interactionship' sounds a bit like 'spaceship.'

KPouns: So what's the latest with that guy you hooked up with last weekend? Where is it headed?

JDH2: Who knows? It exceeds definition. I'd classify it as an interactionship at present.

by tootmyownhorn March 30, 2011

Interjections

Show excitement, or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.

So when you're happy; "Hooray!"
Or sad, "Awww."
Or frightened, "Eeek!"

Or mad, "Rats!"
Or excited, "WOW!"
Or glad, "Hey!"

An interjections starts the sentence right!

by OliveIsStrange November 12, 2019

tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

by ablahblah January 11, 2010

instructions unclear

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.

Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?

by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016

Intersectional Shakedown

Protection racket where disadvantaged groups, whether real or perceived, sell protection from false hate accusations for concessions from others.

What?! They wouldn't accept you in to college because your test scores are bad? Just give them the intersectional shakedown and tweet that it was racism, sexism and homophobia.

by You can't handle my handle July 18, 2017

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

circle intersection theory

The awkward situation one gets into when you meet a certain circle of friends (whom you've not seen in some time) when your hanging out with a different set. There is nothing common between the two circles and your forced to introduce each other and spend the rest of the nite togather.
Most common would be school/college/office/girlfriend/family circles . Your stuck on

#1 :' Man, was it awkward running into Joe and the gang from school when I was with my office collegues..total circle intersection theory
#2: werd

or

An independent george divided by itself cannot survive- George Costanza

by Raghav_thechosenone January 6, 2009