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incentivize

Verb, apparently. American version of the much simpler root word "incent".

Why they can't seem to cope with this much simpler word, I don't know.. obviously doesn't sound important enough.
From dictionary.com (yes, that's right, it's listed - to make matters worse, their definition of "incent" says, "to incentivize"):

"This bill will help incentivize everybody to solve that part of the problem” (Richard A. Gephardt)."

How absurd is that. Gah.
by Grammar Police Sgt Killgore October 15, 2004
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insertive

having a strong desire to put your dick inside everything and everyone
Plankton: No, no... be insertive!
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Alternative Energy Incentives

Lifting the tariff on Brazilian sugarcane ethanol.
An example of Alternative Energy Incentives is lifting the tariff on Brazilian sugarcane-based ethanol.
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incentivised

To be full of enthusiasm for a given task as a result of liberal application of proverbial 'carrot' and or 'stick'.
I am incentivised to make you laugh, now you have a fancy 'Laughing Out Loud' Logo on your IM client.
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Alternative Energy Incentives

Those alternative energy incentives totally fuck each other.
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Beverage Incentive

A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.
Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."

A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
by JR Page December 25, 2010
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Alternative Energy Incentive

An incentive that leads to the development of Alternative Energy.
Giving alternative energy incentives in the form of tax cuts or offering puvlic-private partnerships to spur alternative energy like lunar solar power.

Not simply lossening regulations like legalizaing hemp.
by Kratos_99 December 22, 2008
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