iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery

teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING

by backwards_cones March 4, 2021

Iready

used early on in elementary starting in 3rd grade. Most famous known method of torture and suffering, it is the 1# most feared Death Row sentence only used on the most severe offenders. Some say the creator of this horrific site has committed sudoku via taking a diagnostic and doing a lesson. Side effects include, Suicidal thoughts, Failure, Low self-esteem, Depression, and chronic headaches.

"ay yo what we doin in the english class?"
"taking an iready diagnostics followed up by doing 5 passing lessons"
"Bruh"

by NostalgicUrban December 15, 2019

iReady

A tool that teachers use, thinking it will help teaching (do their job for them.) In reality, this program drops student grades, as it instills a feeling of utter excruciating pain, causing them to eventually be instilled with a deep craving for the release of death.

Hello mom and dad, i realise this may be a shock to you.. if you are reading this it means i am now dead, i couldn't go on living anymore after my teachers ruined my life, forcing me to do iReady. its "lessons" have tortured me far past the point of no return i love you ... goodbye..

by drazini June 1, 2018

IReady

A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.

"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."

by AidsCentral June 9, 2018

Iready

Advanced mental torture

Iready made my brain ooze out of my ears

by Man_man February 15, 2020

Inbreading

The act of sliding your penis between two slices of bread, butter optional.

What are you doing this Friday? I think I’m just going to stay in and do some inbreading with my sister.

by LukeofDuke April 11, 2020

iReady

a shitty fucking "education" website made by some faggot who wanted more dicks up his arse than anybody could ever count

i swear to fuck i will do a flip off a bridge if i need to do iready today

by StupidIdiotAssFag April 30, 2020