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incestuous

The predisposition to fantasize about engaging in sexual intercourse with the members of one's own immediate family group. i.e. Father, Daughter, Sister, Brother, Mother, Son. This condition is admonished by the general population but is very much alive in the minds of everyday people. At times (probably more often than not) people do enact these fantasies.
I was having sex with my gf last night and as I was cumming I said "OH MOM" and busted an incestuous load inside her!

I had an incestuous affair with my grandmother she used to give me blow jobs and let me tit fuck her!

My incestuous sister has a great pussy!
by el gabong August 25, 2009
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incestuous homo necro

A person who has sex with their dead father.
That dude is such an incestuous homo necro.
by Traction November 25, 2007
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Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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Oversized Infectious Woobstick

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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infectious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

see also, contagious smile
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "infectious smile".
by FredDill August 19, 2010
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Incestuous Friend Bubble

Incestuous Friend Bubble-
(Adj. and Noun)

Definition:

A group of friends, lacking mental, educational, or racial diversity who share the same gender and work at a single place of employment.

a) Incestuous friend bubbles are known for traveling in herds and commonly exchange breeding partners amongst Incestuous Friend Bubbles of the opposite sex.

b) Herds of incestuous friend bubbles can be found in areas with warm climates and high concentrations of plastic surgeons, annual income amounts exceeding $250,000.00, and tattoo artists.

c) Incestuous friend bubbles are attracted to shiny objects including, but not limited to; diamonds, chrome, and electricity..
"We better get out of this bar quick, before we are assimilated into that incestuous friend bubble and can no longer think for ourselves!"
by libertybelle20 August 9, 2013
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incestuous

verb. the being of incest
you are an incestuous person
by LI DIK MEEM August 10, 2009
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