10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

pinch my inch

something that a person with a small penis 1 incher might say to his bitch or hoe in order to receive a hand job but without looking like a twat.

Andy: Pinch my inch, bitch!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!

by Veno-mous boy August 5, 2006

Pinch an Inch

A term referring to masturbation

Man, give me a sec I gotta pinch an inch

by bamitm December 5, 2011

inch pincher

A driver who moves up as close to the line and or car in front of him as if it will make him or her get anywhere any faster

Driver: This guy keeps riding my ass, as if i can go anywhere in this red light.

Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.

by bLiTcH September 28, 2008

inchpincher

when you inch towards pinching but the inch you pinched pinches your inch, leaving you inching for a pinch, yet in the dire need for getting your inch pinched in a pinch, you go limpily inch pinched and never truly having your inch pinched.

tales have been written about inch pinching but the most well known reference is by the wailing souls in their culture-founding song "Inchpinchers"

Yo brudda come forth and lay upon me your skills as an inchpincher, for my swollen ass needs love like the lakes of the land need to be swam in by the filth that we call humanity.

by inchpincher January 1, 2019