ketchup

A vegetable, as defined by the USDA under the Reagan Administration.

Eat your ketchup and you'll grow big and strong!

by PenguinJockey December 20, 2006

Ketchup

A product made my tomatoes.

I put ketchup on everything.

by Saints October 22, 2003

ketchup

Taking a tomatoe from a burger, shoving it down a girl's pants, smacking their crotch and yelling "KETCHUP"!

Nick stole Kelly's tomatoe, shoved it down her pants and yelled, "KETCHUP!"

She was not happy.

by kmg1185 October 25, 2010

Ketchup

A tomato dipping sauce loved my millions.

Banana: What’s your favorite food?
Skyler: Ketchup
Banana: no way me too! I love ketchup!

by Sherli Damelio January 11, 2021

ketchup

A word used in elementary school when "shut-up" is banned by the administration.

Brian: Hey Marcie, gimme some of those hot cheetos.
Marcie: Ketchup!

by Faithful Elephant November 3, 2009

Ketchup

A girl with curves, usually very hot and or nice on the eyes.

A) Psst.. dude look at that ketchup to the right..

B) You know she broke up with you, pass the ketchup!

by haier2 April 21, 2007

Ketchuping

When you having sex and she’s on her menstrual cycle. Or the act of using Tomato Ketchup on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Babe I can’t wait until we’re ketchuping tonight.

by Krombacher July 27, 2019