snake in the cave

When one desperately needs to relieve oneself and the lower intenstine is full to capacity.

“I wish Bec and the kids would hurry up in the bathroom; there’s a snake in the cave!”

by Pedro4444 November 4, 2017

Flag

cliff in the cave

A visible piece of food stuck or wedged in between teeth.

Yo bro, you've got a cliff in the cave, better get it out before you see Julie.

Dude that is the largest cliff in the cave I've ever seen.

by The H-Master October 22, 2014

Flag

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

Flag

The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.

Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, that was the Kodiak in the cave, and he is growling to get out.

by Dannnn August 27, 2007

Flag

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003

Flag

the result of pulling back the foreskin on an uncircumsized penis

As I pulled down my britches, Sally shreiked in horror as the man in the cave emerged from the abyss.

by Samuel-K February 28, 2007

Flag

When a man forgets to do up his zipper

Mojo thought he had his 'Bat in the cave' until Nikki pointed out that his bat was about to fly out

by Laaa July 19, 2007

Flag