When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!
A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.
by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007
Get the Improvised Explosive Device mug.The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Get the Improvised german mug.When you want to make something better but don't have a definite plan to implement, you 'improveise'
by BossKingLegit April 26, 2011
Get the improveise mug.P1: I didn't do it the way I was supposed to, but I got the right result.
P2: There you go. Just Improverdapt. That'll help you solve most of your problems.
P2: There you go. Just Improverdapt. That'll help you solve most of your problems.
by Da_Enderdragon December 13, 2019
Get the Improverdapt mug.In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".
Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"
"Jeepers - that was close!"
"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
"Jeepers - that was close!"
"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009
Get the Improvised Expletive Device mug.BRO 1: yo, bro montana, what do we use for the topper on our christmas tree?
BRO 2: situation handled, after i shotgun this beer, we can use it.
BRO 1: sick, way to imBROvise!
BRO 2: situation handled, after i shotgun this beer, we can use it.
BRO 1: sick, way to imBROvise!
by BRO. J. Simpson July 18, 2011
Get the imBROvise mug.Here is the newly edited third and improveder draft of the memo. Please delete all copies of the old second improved draft of the memo.
by BF77008 July 26, 2011
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