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IEC's are used by our friends in the funny hats... They are not quite as complex as IED's (Improvised Explosive Device) which is used by our friends in the middle east, because the funny hat people dont have the technological advancements yet. If you were to ever get in your car and an IEC went of, possible side effects include rashes, funny smell, and death.
Muslim 1 - "Holy Sh*t dude! That Durga just blew up an Improvised Explosive Curry bomb. Allah! If they start using those on us we have no chance of our Jihad raids."

Muslim 2 - "Too bad we don't know how to use curry like that."
by The Guptanator January 11, 2009
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Improvised vibrator

Take a metal buttplug and shove it in your ass then have a tazer to take the buttplug to make it vibrate
Using a improvised vibrator is can you the same or better experience than a real vibrator
by Gynomorph shark July 20, 2022
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The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
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improvised weapon

Any object or tool used as melee weapon. Examples: baseball bats, glass bottles, bricks, pens, pencils, kitchen knives, bar chairs, etc...
This guy stab my friend with a broken glass bottle. It's a dangerous improvised weapon.
by Alex Ferrana January 22, 2017
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improvised firearms

like a gun it is a weapon that fires a bullet with explosive pressure out of a barrel, typically using a trigger system.
the differences from a regular firearm is how it is made, and what it is made from.
like snowflakes they are always different, with different metals and inconsistent design.
they usually are single shot reloadables, have simple designs, and are unsafe.
sometimes they are inspired and built from parts of other weapons like the ak-47.
police officer 1: we found a stockpile of improvised firearms during a raid?
officer 2: are they functional?
officer 1: no they are not.
by roricat1 December 1, 2021
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Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.
She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.
by lovelyspam September 8, 2011
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