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IllumiNudies

a secret underground organization that takes naked photos of peoples nipples, and other parts of the body that is not the nipples.
toby: someone took photos of my nip nops, how did this happen?

jess: illuminudies
by ajrodz September 6, 2014
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illuminion

Someone or a group of people that sympathize with the illuminati. They aspire to be one of them by doing their bidding. Their actions often result in the demise of the average person by using financial duress or the law.

This makes them a minion of the illuminati.
Gus: Joe is a total illuminion.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.
by Langdon Olger March 8, 2011
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illuminati cock

The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.
Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.
by zagihi November 10, 2014
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Illuminati puppet

First of all, the Illuminati is a shadow government that controls almost everything from politics to pop culture.
An Illuminati puppet is a singer/group/band/other type of celebrity that does exactly what he or she is told to.
This could be to promote satanism like for example Kesha, Beyonce, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus etc. do.
Why does the Illuminati want them to promote satanism and sing ignorant lyrics?
Because music directly affects people. They look up to their idols.
The Illuminati wants everyone to not think about politics, but rather drugs and sex.
This is their way of straying people's thoughts away from what their thoughts SHOULD be, so they can
carry out their plans in peace with no disturbance.

The Illuminati killed people who promoted the exact opposite of these puppets, people like
MLK and JFK and Tupac.

Some people believe that when artists put Illuminati symbolism in their videos, it's only for attention.
Say this was the case, then that's no excuse to promote satanism that affects kids behavior badly.
Zombie: Did you see Kesha's new video?
Not zombie: Fuck no, she's such an Illuminati puppet.
by Sesat March 4, 2014
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illuminatic celebrties

The illuminati is a real evil society they controls media, government, e.t.c. celebrities leave their morals and everything behind them going into the entertainment industry. They worship satan they sold their souls going in. Selena and Michael jackson did that and now they are in hell burn for eternity and many more and more to come.
Example: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Jay-z, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Azealia Banks, and many more.
They are VERY influentual and powerful.
These illuminatic celebrties are evil and deadly.
by Britney Jones July 24, 2014
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Illuminaughty

also known as "Triangle of Love," a form of 3-way sexual intercourse involving a man laying down flat, with one woman sitting on his face and another sitting on his penis. The two parties on top kiss, forming a triangle of love.
"Bro, those two babes last night gave me a triangle of love that was so good it felt evil. It was illuminaughty"
by LordGarmadon87 August 15, 2014
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Illuminos

A person who spreads joy, happiness and a good atmosphere around him or her. A person whose opinions are considered serious and reliable as well as accurate. Someone that has a way of illuminating the surrounding crowd.
His best attribute is illuminos. He must be a really good and trustworthy person.
by Azart December 29, 2008
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