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Illinois Nazi 

As featured in the original "Blues Brothers" movie, a more upscale white supremacist without the more obvious traits of Klannish redneckery, such as a thick Southern drawl or rebel flag. Found in New England, the Pacific Northwest, and country clubs everywhere.
Angela dumped me because I wasn't Aryan enough for her xenophobic, Lawrence-Welk-watching pinhead of a father. I can't believe I wasted almost four years of my life on the daughter of an Illinois Nazi.
Illinois Nazi by Ronagon November 15, 2013

Aurora Illinois 

Joseph McCarty, a pioneer from NY, came west seeking a new home. In the Fox Valley, he built a campfire in April 1834 on the island, which is now the site of downtown Aurora. He thought that the location was an ideal place for a new community & told his brother. It wasn’t long before Samuel arrived, family was sent for & a permanent settlement was taking roots. The settlement was named McCarty mills for the brothers’ grist mill & sawmill. In 1837, when a PO was est., the village became Aurora, goddess of the dawn. The city was the 1st in the United States to use electric lights for publicly lighting the entire city, it achieved the nickname of “City of Lights”.

The camp of 1834 has grown into a city. With a population of 198K according to the 2010 census, the city has steadily grown throughout the years to become the 2nd largest city in IL.

The city is accessible on 5 exits on Interstate 88. Corporate offices & commercial growth on the cities east & west sides continue to expand the city’s boundaries, now stretching from IL 59 on the east to portions beyond Orchard Rd on the west. The Far East Side of the city includes Fox Valley Mall, residential areas & is projected to house 60,000 people within the next 20 years. The city extends into 4 counties, Kane, DuPage, Kendall, & Will. There are 6 school districts & 7 townships covered within the city limits. There are 4 historic districts & a large number of individual landmark designations for many of the city’s buildings.
Yo man did you know that the movie Wayne's World was film in Aurora Illinois? Naw man. They claim that but the streets are actually in Naperville. Close to the city line though.
Aurora Illinois by kosjeyr December 25, 2012

Wheeling, Illinois

A suburb of Chicago and probably the most boring place in the world. There is absolutely nothing to do in Wheeling.
Friend 1: What do u wanna do?
Friend 2: I don't know what can we do?
Friend 1: Well... nothing. We're in Wheeling, Illinois.
Wheeling, Illinois by ud128 July 3, 2011
A state in the Mid-West. There are a lot of misconceptions about Illinois. First, Chicago is NOT the capital, Springfield is. Second, Illinois is pronounced Ill - Uh - Noy, Not Ill - Uh - Noise. Third, Illinois is more than Chicago and a bunch of farms. There are a bunch of cities in Illinois like Peoria, Bloomington, and Springfield. Fourth, A lot of people think Peoria is a shit hole. Well, I live there and honestly, I have to agree. Every day somebody gets shot or stabbed in Peoria.

Illinois is a great place to be. Except if you live in Peoria like me, then it sucks.
Illinois by Skrilla187 January 11, 2009

Illinois Turn Signal 

When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.

The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.

Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.
Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.

Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.
Illinois Turn Signal by TheSchnauf November 14, 2011

Illinois Toddler Fondle 

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"