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Not sure if everyone's just from the states, because here in Canada the IHOP restaurants are an absolute ripoff and scam!

A typical breakfast meal for four can cost you well over $150. Just one ordinary omelette costs $34. Five run-of-the-mill pancakes costs $18.

Excuse me but wtf!?!???

Just go read the Google Maps reviews for IHOP in the Niagara Falls region and you can see the countless reviews and pictures of the food. The quality is really nothing special, subpar even. And the portions are small.

There are plenty of other great brunch places in Canada, both local and large franchises, that serve better tasting food for MUCH less.

IHOP? More like I AVOID!
Him: Wanna go to IHOP?
Her: Sure! I could totally use some pancakes rn

Meanwhile in Canada....

Guy 1: BRO! I just got robbed by IHOP!
Guy 2: Oh no how much did you lose?
Guy 1: Over 150!! The food looked so sad, was like as if they microwaved it, and they didn't even give us bacon with our eggs
Guy 2: That sucks man, sounds like the worst brunch place ever.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 07, 2022
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I Hate all these old people coming here to IHOP eating pancakes!

It's want the Employees tell me about all the Old People coming in late night to eat pancakes,when they would like to take a break.

Old People should be in Bed late night and not up at IHOP at 2am in the morning.

The Employees said to the Old Man,get your antique ass out of here.If you want something to eat go somewhere else!...
by pimp daddy sugar ray December 23, 2010
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Packing as many people into a vehical as you can and traveling from IHop to IHop on free pancake day. Meal at each IHop normally consists of 1 free short stack of pancakes and a glass of water, for the complete free experiance.

Usually the act which comes before an IHop Hangover.
Tom: I love IHopping, we save so much money. We must have IHopped at least eight times last night.

Travis: I know, I have the worse IHop Hangover right now.
by Woody Woodstock February 24, 2010
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a place where one-legged people work at
i'm eatin' at IHOP
by j February 21, 2004
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An acronym meaning I Hate Other People. Used when referencing someone that can't stand the presence of people other than their friends, family, or significant other.
Kyle: hey let's go to the baseball game tonight
Trey: naw, the atmosphere annoys me.
Kyle: What?
Trey: dude, you know i'm in the IHOP Club. I Hate Other People.
by cool222012 November 26, 2010
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I Have Other Plans
Person 1: Hey you wanna go out later tonight?

Person 2: IHOP

Person 1: Aw damn, maybe next time
by JoJoMan April 17, 2010
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juan: Yo dawg, look at that old tramp in the wheelchair trying to cross the steet, lets give her a beatdown!
Carlito: why mang?
juan: cause IHOP mang!
by edwin gaffney March 08, 2006
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