I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.

DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"

by Sky49 November 17, 2009

irritable balls syndrome (IBS)

irritable balls all the time. its like peeling gum off a hot side walk.

There is no none cure for irritable balls syndrome (IBS), your not alone.

by Genis85 August 29, 2011

Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.

Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”

by kraftgirl September 30, 2009

Irritable body shock

it’s when you are doing excerises and then you go into shock for a few seconds and you zone out. Feels like time stopping

Omg I was working out and then my body went into irritable body shock

by Birchtreeeater November 16, 2021

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

ignitables

Anything within reason that can be burned with a satisfying result.

Hey man, what kind of ignitables do we have for the bonfire tonight?

Two Christmas trees, an oil soaked mannequin, and William Shatner's toupee.

Radical!

by Tmac02892 June 22, 2011

irritable bow-wow syndrome

A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.

My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.

by weasel990 July 11, 2010