igneramus

Plural.) 2 or more people that lack IQ.

Tour guide: And that whoopy cushion factory over yawnder is the natural habitat for igneramus.

Group:ooooh...wowww...*snaps picture*

by CoryTheTaco October 11, 2008

Inertnet

Internet service which is slow or nonexistent.

None of the routers in this building work...fuckin' Inertnet.

by trkr14 October 24, 2011

Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.

Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.

by Fint June 5, 2012

Emotional Inertia

The amount of emotional stability associated with an individual as it pertains to how dramatic an event is required to move them to an extreme emotional state.

His girlfriend seems to be able to be moved to tears by such a simple thing as a greeting card commercial. That chick has absolutely no emotional inertia!

by SmoovJC November 21, 2012

inert

What the balls are. (It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys.)

"The balls are inert...!" - Piccolo
Really though, inert means doing nothing.

by Yams March 6, 2007

The Balls are Inert

A Dragonball Z parody starring Piccolo. The original video has inspired many other parodies and has also created the catch phrase.

"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."

See www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI

by ololraptorjesus January 6, 2008

Ignart

An Ignart is the satisfying result of "igniting" a "fart". This combustible mixture has been skillfully prepared and demonstrated for years.
If done correctly, an ignart will provide a brilliant flame that not only entertains, but will finish stinkless.
Some clothing and supervision is recommended.

maxin and relaxin?
just kickin' it perhaps...
Become Gaseous Clay and knock your friends out with a wacky manuever -
Ignite your fart!

by mcnate July 19, 2005