Iffie

A military slang used in the Unites States Army that describes a team of soldiers, usually in a maintenance unit, who repair and inspect sensitive electronic equipment, including, but not limitted to, such things as missile guidance systems.
"That iffie shop is squared away! Now, I know how things work in an iffie, so I won't go down there, but you tell them that first sergeant is happy."
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 07, 2004
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Iffy

A high kind of pissed mood, like annyoance, but not worth killing someone over
Im just a little bit iffy that he braided my hair the wrong way.
by BlueTrampolinaine September 17, 2008
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Iffy

The act of getting an erection by questionable or inappropriate nature.
When I smelled the toilet seat, it gave me an "iffy".
by PT Pablo September 22, 2010
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Iffy Centre

An Iffy Centre is a a walk-in primary care, nurse led facility, for minor ailments and bumps and bruises.

Prompted by the description by Andy Buck of Rotherham Primary Care Trust, as a place where people can see a nurse if they are feeling "a bit iffy."
He used the word five times when defending the spending of £12,000,000 on this new facility when interviewed by Gerry Robinson for BBC TV.
I think I'll go down to the Iffy Centre as I'm not feeling so good today.
by Doghouse Riley December 13, 2007
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iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.
dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!
by Zachs January 09, 2005
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Iffy Stiffy

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.
Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.
by El ritardo June 24, 2018
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iffy fan

stop licking those coconuts you iffy fan
you got a 50 on that test? youre an iffy fan
you cant roll with us you iffy fan
by hellyes6788 July 24, 2017
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