idiotarian

The last 3 definitions are from Idiotarian's morons who argue with other morons over the internet.Also for assholes who try and put a reason where there is none needed.See word "ShitHappends"

This "Idiotarian" thinks Bin Laden and his camel warriors have a reason to kill thousands of innocent people by using jumbo jets.

This other "Idiotarian" blames everything bad that happends on the jew's.

Also goes for Ignorant hiporactic dumb mother fucks.

by BetoTHeDestroyer March 5, 2004

Iditarod

An Iditarod is an alcohol fueled travelling pack of large, homely, unattractive women bound together by the common goal of obtaining beer, food, and dick.

The Snuggie bar crawl was one big Iditarod

by Jonny Utah 007 August 26, 2010

The iditarod

When multiple men decide to compete for the most reputable of trophies, they suit up and anally mount their respective women, which serve the same purpose as dogs in the real iditarod. It is essential that the feet of the contenders never touch the ground and that they stay on their woman at all times.

At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.

"Munch munch!!...I mean...mush!!" - said the Iditarod competitor.

by physicsisphun February 24, 2008

iditarodding

Doggie-style sex where the dude uses a girl's pigtails like sled dog reigns. Yelling "mush" may or may not help the mood.

I got caught iditarodding my girlfriend, and my friends called her white fang for a year.

by Nathan Jackson November 12, 2007

anti-idiotarian

1. (noun) Idiot

2. Person convinced that the world is in some way less impressive than they.

Today, whilst burning some incense to get rid of the smell of fried bacon, I was told by a passing anti-idiotarian that 'God would fill me with love for Objectivism if I woke up to the fact that I was a traitorous crack-whore fag-loving feminazi in need of a violent insertion of his 'gigantic' clue-by-four'. He then called my employers to tell them that I was a traitor to my country.

by G. Willikins April 28, 2005

anti-idiotarianism

Common Buzzword by online fascists used to define themselves

Little Green Footballs calls itself "anti-idiotarian"

by Nate Hatfield September 6, 2004

anti-idiotarian

1.Idiot.

2.Any delusional internet-addict to be found in an echo-chamber.

3.One addicted to politics and/or religion.

4.Arduous and contrary simpleton.

5. Sociopath.

Honey did you see that Anti-idiotarian frothing at the mouth at last weeks dinner- party? If it didn't touch itself under the table each time it contradicted itself it would have been almost cute.

by Rev. Gabe April 29, 2005