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iFuck

Is when you engage a FaceTime call with your sweetheart while aggressively masturbating, beginning the call without speaking, just looking at her and thinking about her, until you climax. Must be a live feed. Verbal communication optional.
"I giggled a bit when I heard 'All My Loving' accompanying his laboured breaths while he iFucked me"
by Sillysillybangbang September 6, 2013
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iSuck

A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.
An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
by Crash Different October 20, 2004
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icucicu

An expanded version of fuck you

such that the first ic becomes f (c is at the top of i) and the second ic becomes k (c is at the bottom of i)

Usually said where using the actual version would be detrimental or result in detention.
(In front of a teacher): How dare you! icucicu!!
*Teachers puzzled*
by Jem C October 6, 2007
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ifuck

The art of selling something, particularly an Apple product that may be faulty, damaged or otherwise knackered on a medium such as eBay for an inflated price - sometimes with an inaccurate or ambiguous description - knowing that some sucker is going to pay through the nose for it believing to have a good deal on a supposedly cool accessory.
I got iFucked when I bought an Ipod for $50, not knowing it had a smashed screen.
by Galford May 12, 2007
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ifuck

Sexual interaction through a non-tactile medium. Either using IMs, webcams, or phones.
Apparently over 85% of Canadian college students have iFucked. I guess they're too lazy or comfortable to subject themselves to the wicked cold that is the Canadian outdoors.
by the real Rob Forney February 15, 2006
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iCocks

A name given to a socially inept iPhone or other similar smart phone user.
iCocks may typically be found interupting a real conversation to check their iPhone, walking incredibily slowly in the street or fiddling with their iphones side by side in silence.
by JimmyTT February 20, 2011
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iFuck

The latest product from apple. It allows you to virtually make love to a significant other through iChat. Comes complete with orgasmic sounds and features. And romantic mood settings.
by Siera&Lauren January 12, 2008
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