itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione May 6, 2006

iTard

an incompetent iPhone owner that relies on more experienced users to effectively utilize their pocket pc

Look at that iTard that has to hand his iPhone to his wife or brother to perform any operations.

by Shzae March 13, 2010

itard

One who retards their senses through the use of information technology( ipods, laptops etc.) inadvetertantly causing harm to themselves or others.

Bill: wtf , some dumb Itard just knocked me off the sidewalk.

Itard: Did I just hit something (keeps listening to dumb emo music)?

by itard hater February 6, 2008

iTard

one who lacks the knowledge to actually work and iPod or any electronic device.

"Honey, I can't seem to figure out how to turn my mp3 player on"
"Jeeze you're iTarded"

by cwoofdog500 December 20, 2009

iTard

Thought to originally be coined as an offensive term towards mac/apple junkies. It has since evolved into an offensive term towards anyone by means of the internet. The prefix "i" has now infested into many other words as well; such as iFag, iFuck, etc.

I can't believe this iTard is tryin' to hack me.

by b1naryatr0phy August 19, 2009

Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012