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iSheeple

Pathetically slavish devotees of Apple Computers who blindly embrace any product hawked by their turtle-necked tech messiah Steve Jobs.

The iSheeple are, as a general rule, more interested in Apple products as fashion accessories and will buy several permutations of the same item in order to stay "current", even when that device has obvious design flaws and is liable to break under even normal usage conditions (see: iPhone 4) or cause the user actual physical harm (see: overheating Macbooks). Rather than picking the best tool for the job, iSheeple choose the Apple alternative every time, paying over the odds for a product that is not as useful as it should be (see: iPad).

Ignoring well-reasoned arguments from less biased computer enthusiasts everywhere, they will never truly be convinced that Apple products are overrated. For iSheeple the mind-numbing simplicity of the various Apple operating systems is actually comforting: a real power operating system would only leave them huddled over in a corner shaking uncontrollably and sobbing that iTunes can't run their lives and tell them what to buy next anymore.

More extreme iSheeple will decorate non-Apple products with the now ubiquitous fruit silhouette logo, even going so far as to have the icon tattooed onto their skin in an overwhelming display of blind conformity.

Such is their unswerving quasi-religious devotion they are classed as acceptable targets and should be mocked whenever possible.
Even the usually infallible Stephen Fry is a notorious Apple bore and figurehead of the irritating iSheeple masses.
by LastWeekZeke December 27, 2010
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Isheeta

The freshest girl you will ever see. She is super adorable, charismatic, and bubbly, and quite stubborn. She is an amazing friend to have, and is extremely academically driven. She is very loyal to all her closest friends, and has a great sense of humor. She seems to be conscientious about awkward moments in her life (that are not awkward at all!) Can also be used as a verb, to be a bubbly and charismatic person who constantly worries about being awkward.
Eg:

Girl 1: Did you see that amazing girl over there, cheerful and laughing with her friends?
Guy 1: Damn, she is fine. She must be an Isheeta!

Eg2:
Girl 1: Honey, you have such an amazing life. Everything's totally normal and exciting and positive.
Girl 2: Yeah, but everything is just so awkward!

Girl 1: Girl, don't Isheeta and stay positive about how normal your life is.
by sleeplessInSeattle November 24, 2012
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isheena

A beautiful woman who is capable of a lot and has a lot of potential, isheena is most likely to have kids and will only want what best for them. She works very hard and try’s her level best to reach all her targets no matter how intense it is, isheena is smart, loving, caring, and stunning! She has a few corny jokes but everyone still loves her. There’s no one like Isheena, she’s one in a million, shes rare. So if you manage to somehow find yourself an Isheena your one of the luckiest people ever!
by Lol1lmao2 May 19, 2018
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ishee

Hyper in the morning until had some narcotics. Then hes who he really is. ISHEE.
by sibster September 9, 2006
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Ishdeep

Ishdeep
(Ish•deep)

A sexual BEAST. A true ishdeep is warrior both in and out of his pants, known for his dashing looks and charming charisma. A true artist, with the ability to play multiple instruments and draw and paint like a professional. One of the smartest men alive, storing an extra brain in his turban, ISHDEEP will rise above all.
Example:

“Hey where were you last night?”

“I was wish ishdeep”

“OMG you were with ishdeep???????? 😲”
by Mango Mow Five May 18, 2019
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iSherpa

A person purchased from the Apple Store that follows you around and ports all of your Apple devices.
I was shopping in the Bal Harbour Shops last week and my iSherpa lost my iPod Shuffle!
by Susqupedalian September 12, 2014
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isherparkash

A very good gamer and funny person who always will make you laugh. Very good nice but will always wreck u on fortnite. Always brings a good atmosphere to a group and is fun to be around.
Isherparkash is a great gamer
by SiinghSensei November 8, 2020
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