i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.

*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

by ookiecookiebum June 29, 2020

if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014

and then i had sex with her

Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.

and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!

1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!

1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!

by O.Z. tha O.G. June 28, 2010

r/ihadastroke

when you had a stroke

Hey whats up?
Hey i'm akifonpsdmnisdoufnsiofmnusdiofusmfgonunioeptbuioptbumaunioserpubhgiopubiobmpjsibopmsdgbklsfgbjisonjiralgbjgbkmsdfmgbjfsdlgbjsrbktdmlkfçbsderlgynrsnkdopngmidgnjunshyugbirohmfbauiofbhaibfmayhubimyuhbimhbgidjgsdkbjfgosrsgbjoisrigbsgobjakafgoajgbiosdfjbgdbnjretsrjhklhsbjidbhdgbjklsehnbtuilehtbuibhsdigsuhigbosrhibhnsbiudhfbifdhbsuidthbshuibthaihasuidfhneibfuiefbsadniusnhidgbsgsdrbhgbsrgsbibsnggsuigbsugrbsuhgbdthgghgb
r/ihadastroke

by whoisyy May 6, 2022

if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

by Scherette May 15, 2018

r/ihadastroke

A subreddit that shows people having strokes/seizures while typing

I'm finna go home and look at r/ihadastroke

by heatcheque July 11, 2019

I had sex with Tiger Woods too

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are

Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

by yobrova December 20, 2009