i will kill you

barneys way of saying give me your address .

"get in the van i have candy and i will kill you" barney said

by bonzerhad November 2, 2017

I will send you to Jesus

Stephen He. When your failure is failing so much that not even failure managment will work on him.

I will send you to Jesus

by Lol, nub get skill February 3, 2022

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

I will become back my money

A meme from The binding of isaac community used to say that they want a refund, but comically

*Loses TBOI run*
Person : Fuck! I will become back my money!

by Treejitsu April 9, 2022

I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008

I will swear word at you

A roblox way of saying "I will swear you"

Guy: Lol roblox is for kidos
Robloxians: i will swear word at you

by A dying goat November 7, 2019

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

This is a rather popular quote from the dubbed version of the anime; Death Note. All anime fans know this quote and it is possibly one of the most epic anime moments ever.

Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: ZOMG HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: *faints*

by Kisame-sama February 7, 2010