i'm sorry sex

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse
Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.
by jay fucks dogs August 04, 2019
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i'm sorry, what?

It's either you don't here something that somebody said correctly and you want them to repeat it or if you yell (or put in capital letters if you're are writing it) the "what" it means that the other person just told you something that you don't like or unpleasantly surprised you.
1)

Friend: I can't wait for the fair tomorrow!
You: (busy preparing for the fair) I'm sorry, what?
2)
Boyfriend/girlfriend: I'm braking up with you.
You: I'm sorry, WHAT!!!!!!!!
Notice the difference????
by spongeboblover101 November 17, 2017
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well i'm sorry

When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation
Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...
by somerangomguy1234ok October 25, 2015
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Oh I'm sorry!

When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.
Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"
by ImHell666 November 05, 2018
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'No, i'm sorry' ๐Ÿ’”

James, for: Dont worry, i'm sure she'll say 'yes' soon enough! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰
Emma - 'No, i'm sorry' ๐Ÿ’”
James - 'I'm sorry, what was that? Let me just ask you again...'
by James Knox November 26, 2018
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oh shit, i'm sorry

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
by SlickSerpent99 November 13, 2017
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I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
by Coco Puffz July 06, 2009
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