hypocriticizer

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".

Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

by bobcajun July 15, 2010

Hypocritlican

A term reserved for pious Republicans who have preached against things like Homosexuality, Hookers and Extramarital Affairs only to be caught later doing the EXACT same thing they preached against.

Hypocritlican hypocrite prostitute self righteous republican

by RatPackSopra June 28, 2009

Hypochristian

basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.

Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Hypocriticism

When someone has a double standard and criticizes you for doing something they themselves are constantly guilty of

Dani just told me not to talk to girls...but she talks to guys all the time...such hypocriticism

by Bennyboi265 October 7, 2019

Hypocritis Disease

The disease of being a hypocrite.

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"

by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020

Hypocritical liar

Someone who lies about other people lying.

Person 1: "Person 2 is lying"
Person 2: (actually telling the truth)

Person 1 is a hypocritical liar.

by dishonest March 15, 2014

Hypochristian

An off shoot of a hypocrite.Those snotty ass church going folks that always praise themselves as the ideal christian and try to force others into behaving more accordingly as they see it fit based on their own actions. The clencher is that when they get home they are they perfect flying examples of satan on earth. Most often they are very crude, disgusting, and perverted people.

"Harry is such a hypochristian. I know for a fact that he rapes his daughter, and he acts like he's a fucking saint."

by Ryan and Toby March 26, 2003