Hypocardriac

Someone who always things something is wrong with their car.

A parent who has to inspect your car every time you come back from being with your friends.

"Do you hear that noise? I think I have a belt loose." "Dude, thet's the engine. Quit being a hypocardriac."

"My dad is such a hypocardriac. He went over every inch of my car with a magnifying glass looking for scratches."

by VladmiraI February 15, 2009

Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

hypochondriacts

hypochondriacts are people that contantly think they are sick or mentaly ill when there not

guy1:she claims to be mentaly ill but i checked her out and shes fine
guy2:ah just load that fucker up with placebo
guy1:gotta love them hypochondriacts

by deityman September 29, 2006

hypochondriac

someone who is ALWAYS sick

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.

by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007

Hypochondriac

Josiah.... Josiah is the definition of a hypochondriac

Josiah: Guys I think I have hepatitis B.
Me: Shut your hypochondriac lookin ass up dude

by Life is harrd May 2, 2019

hypocondriac

The opposite of hypercondriac. Instead of always thinking they are sick, they will brag they haven never been to a doctor and/or dentist.. Eat unhealthfully and feel no shame about it and will tell you so. Could be used as a slur against someone's lifestyle habits you do not approve of. It is a rather classist slur

My friend just bragged to me he eats fast food everyday and is not fat. He doesn't care what it will do to his heart health. What a hypocondriac.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

hypocardriac

When someone thinks something is going wrong with the car just because they heard a thump and it never processed that you could've just ran over a bunny.

man, mike's such a hypocardriac, he hit a squirell and turned right into a mr. auto

by Xbox79 May 21, 2011