hypobitch

A hypobitch is a bitch who is a hypocrite too

She got a boob job and nose job in highschool but said she was indie, such a hypobitch.

by zuesapus12 July 7, 2011

hypnovich

Is a common name in Bosnië Herzegovina. Normally Hypnoviches have more than one vain on their cock, and uses those vains to strike their enemy. This is a well known fighting strategy in this particular part of Europe.

You should highly respect all the Hypnoviches

*person A*:Yo bitch niggah, wy u staring?!

*person B*: You better watch out mate, i'm a Hypnovich!

*person A*: oh fuck me, how much cocaine do you need to let me free?!

*person B*: mahnnn, dis shit's trippy. 20 grams will be enough.

*person A*: You know what? I goin give u 30 grams!

*person B*: MOTHERFUCKER! what did I tell you?! Fucking 20 grams you piece of niggah. (Fires a gun and walks away with the 20 grams)

by Hypnovich May 13, 2018

NetFlix Hypnosis

NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.

Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.

by BbStarD April 14, 2011

Hypno-tits

Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.

When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.

by Ehrris November 1, 2012

Hypnocraze

Hypnocraze. - n. Ones succesful attempt to derange or impare the mind of many people due to the use of mass hypnosis.

when one person or group of persons uses hypnosis to get a very large following of people to belive them or do there bidding. like if i where to hypnotise a town to belive i was a god and have them follow me into a religious war. " jack began a hypnocraze and led fifteen people to their deaths"

(could be an agnostic or athiest view on many religions)

by Sam Mattea November 7, 2007

Sodium Hypobromite

NaBrO. A term used by chemists to say "nah, bro"

Tom: "Yo Bob, you need some more hypochloric acid for that titration?"

Bob: "Sodium hypobromite, I'm good."

by PianoCargo September 20, 2009

hypnobooty

An ass so phenomenal it stops traffic, turns heads, and makes you lose track of time. Often associated with the unfair and unmitigated power of yoga pants. Power is equal too and sometimes greater than hypnoboobs.

Yo Rob man! It's your turn at the weights!!

Sorry I was distracted by that girl on the treadmill with the hypnobooty!!

by ShoNuff77 September 22, 2014