Hurtin Burton

A Hurtin Burton is an alcoholic beverage that was first introduced in 2011, in Halifax, Canada. The drink must be consumed at a strip club. It is a straight shot of vodka, and a stripper would lean over the shot glass and fart directly on the vodka. Once this is completed, the shot is ready to drink.

I went to the strip club last night and drank 4 Hurtin Burtons!

by DirtyyyDawggg March 29, 2012

hurtin for a squirtin

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

by kdizog August 16, 2006

hurtin unit

1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.

1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!

by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005

hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007

Dude...HURTIN'

an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.

Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.

by ShakingBeetle December 4, 2010

hurtin ass

an very ugly dirty or stankin ass person

get yo hurtin ass out of here

by tashay December 28, 2005

Hurtin' for a Burton

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.

After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

by datass69 March 2, 2010