hurtin unit

1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.

1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!

by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005

hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007

hurtin ass

an very ugly dirty or stankin ass person

get yo hurtin ass out of here

by tashay December 28, 2005

hurtin for

It means to want or miss something.

"I'm hurting for some mary jane right now."
"Yeah, I could go for some of that jizznat too."

by GV May 5, 2005

Hurtin' for a Burton

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.

After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

by datass69 March 2, 2010

hurtin' for certain

Someone who is hurtin' or appears to be hurtin, for certain.

Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu

by battletoad12 August 9, 2010

Hurtin for a Squirtin

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.

Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022