hurtin for a squirtin

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

by kdizog August 16, 2006

hurtededed

The word someone uses to express the maximum pain a person can feel

I got hurtededed really bad

by ItsYaBoiFatBoiSSE February 18, 2018

bone hurting juice

The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.

The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.

"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."

by QParrot February 11, 2022

hurtin unit

1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.

1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!

by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005

hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007

hurtin

A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.

1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!

2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.

3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!

by Tenacious Faulker September 19, 2009

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn is a common sentence used by german people when someone doesnt speak german to them, it means „Speak german you son of a bitch“

Person 1: *explains something*
Person 2 (German): Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Person 1: i dont speak german sorry
Person 2: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

by PeterGriffin69420 July 12, 2021