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horniable

when someone is easy to have horny thoughts about
person1: stop being horny

person:2 its not my fault ur so horniable :/
by jackwasactuallytaken February 7, 2022
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Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020
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The Hindmarsh Hernia

A type of red swelling of the anus, as a result of over-use of anal insertions (through sexual intercourse, or foreign objects of increasing girth) The over-use of such activity leads to the person's anus being perminently red and swollen, and leaves it in a state of constant "gaping", with the sphincter glad unable to operate properly due to constant abuse. This can cause the recipient long term issues with boewel control.

The act of "anal destruction" is popular in certain homosexual groups.

Name is based on the "hind" becoming soft and wet, like a "marsh"
Did you see Lee, in the shower? He's got a serious case of the Hindmarsh hernia
by Cartonliaz1 June 23, 2009
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Hernia

The act of pulling on testicle upwards and letting it rest on the tope of the jeans, therefore appearing to have a hernia.
The person that performs the act is said to be doing 'the hernia'.
The best way to perform 'the hernia' is to wear a t-shirt and stretch just next to the victim.
Tom 'Dude, i totally give the bar maid the hernia and she nearly dropped my pint'

Roy 'Totes ma goats'.
by Herniation July 17, 2010
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Hernia

n. -Slang for an exposed scrotum. Often done spontaneously for the shock and enjoyment of others. Not legal, but damn, it's fun!
Adam-Hey guys, wanna see my hernia?
Guys- OMG, put that thing away!
by AC Hernia February 6, 2010
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hurnad

expresses strong disliking of a situation.
by y2uk July 30, 2008
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horniate

Huh, I feel like masturbating but I'm not that horny. Oh well I guess I'll horniate.
by gohogs525 January 8, 2010
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