Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus February 22, 2009

Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus October 24, 2008

Hungry Belly

a person who eats tooo much damn food and leaves none I mean none for anybody else but still asks you for your LAST chicken nugget.

Guy: I m gonna get some pizza

Guy 2: The Hungry belly already ate all
Hungry belly: you got some more food
Guy: such a HUNGRY BELLY

by NinjaBlackMan March 4, 2017

Hungry Kitty

1)The primal urge a woman gets deep within her clitoral vortex of sensory nerves that make her feel so carnally depraved that she seeks fulfillment in shady bars and clubs, having sex with any and every guy willing to wet their willie in the lustful lass. Her hunger goes unsatisfied as no one penis can fulfill her cockticious craving. Eventually, she may even summon up enough men to be the focal point of an all-night gangbang. Hungry Kitty isn’t satisfied until she’s been pumped full of so much man milk it leaks out and pools on the bed, gently grazing the satisfied lips of the appeased pussy.

2) When yo’ bitch want some dick.

“A Hungry Kitty will make any man seem purr-fect.” – Benjamin Franklin

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

First world Hungry

When you have a fridge and pantry full of lots of good food but won't eat anything normal because you crave junk food.

Girl 1: I'm soooooo hungryyyy! I need foooood.
Girl 2: Seriously? Your house has enough food to feed a tribe of Eskimos for 3 weeks.

Girl 1: I want chiiiiiips!
Girl 2: Oh, you're first world hungry.

by Schismic June 30, 2014

Hungry Hippos

Based on the popular board game, this phrase is used when an individual prickteases a group of fat girls who are hungry for cock to the point that they will gobble the individual's genitalia with wide mouthed precision if they get within close proximity. Obviously this is done for the amusement of the individual but if care is not taken, it can lead to drastic consequences.

"The sign reads 'Don't feed the hungry hippos'.. fuck it, let's taunt the fat fuckers anyway, they can't catch us"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009