Humphrey Nigga

A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)

That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga

by Despacito_Tpose69 July 4, 2018

Humphrey Bogart

1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.

2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.

3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.

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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.

2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...

3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*

by LucilleBallIsMyNameTrickk March 17, 2011

humpface

1. to hump one's face
2. a face that looks as though it's been humped

Yeah, we fooled around, then I gave her a humpface.

by chrisamacpherson November 12, 2007

Humphers Wumphers

(Interjection) - orig.Greek - 1. An acknowledgement of renewed understanding brought about by some newfound information when one is at a loss for something to say.

Cyrus - What are you doing for spring break bro??

Nicky - Im debling my doullars whilst pounding my bladder!

Cyrus - Humphers wumphers

by Head of Word Making Council January 23, 2011

Humphrette

The one and only wife to Humphrey, Stink Master, and Giver of AIDS.

Yo did you hear about Humphrette? I heard she married Humphrey. And apparently they smashed.

by thatmanguy21 July 17, 2018

humph

Interjection used to express displeasure when something doesn't come out the way you wish

Silly girlfriend:So are you taking me out for dinner tonight?
You:Sorry hunny,i can't.I'm going to watch the football game with the guys.
Silly girlfriend:Humph!

by 8inches September 28, 2005

a humphrey

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

by Joel Rodriguez March 18, 2007