Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

humpty-dumpty-do-able

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.

look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able

by farmerbrown January 8, 2009

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

hufter

This is a word commonly used in the TV Soap Neighbours. It is mainly used by a rather attractive and funny young chappy, called Scott Timmons. He normally calls people this when they have acted in an inapropriate mannor, e.g. when Boyd got with his girlfriend serena

Scott - dont be such a spiggin hufter
Dilan - spiggin cake taker

by Lynn and Jess. July 15, 2005

humptard

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Humptiness

1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump
2. Noun-greatness

Peace and Humptiness forever

by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004