Hr

One Hour

How much is a hr
Escort price

by Railroadgp October 12, 2020

HR

Where white people end up after dressing in Blackface for Halloween.

Terri had to go to HR after pics of her Halloween costume got around.

by anonymous July 1, 2021

HR

Short for Human Remains. Unsavory creatures, often found in larger organizations, allegedly related to the homo sapiens. Sometimes mistakenly referred to as the Human Resources department. Some say these peculiar life forms play a role in acquiring and keeping top talent in an organization but empirical observations have determined they do nothing of the sort and merely try to justify their existence by changing the organization’s employee performance evaluation framework every 5 years and by concocting corporate catch phrases, often printed in glossy brochures and posters, e.g., “our employees are our most valuable assets”.

- Dude, you look so upset! What’s going on?

- HR, man! I have a meeting with Human Remains later today, man. Wish me luck!

by Belgicano February 29, 2024

HR

Harvested (as a) Resource

Hym "Did I tell you the company I work for changed the term for HR (Human resources) to something like 'Talent management' or something? It's the same. It's the same thing. My life is still being harvested as though I'm a crop or some kind of cattle. The HR department is still just a liability mitigation apparatus. Changing the name just makes it sound less-bad I guess. Fuck those guys."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

HR

Helena Rafferty, inexplicably wealthy police chief of Canton Massachusetts.

That HR COMMENT is a distraction from what really happened.

by Just a citizen December 28, 2024

Hr!

A noise used to annoy people in class without having ot be too loud. Also can be used as a greeting between friends.

John "Hey"
Bruce "Hr!"

by Bruce November 1, 2004

HR says 'no comment'

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010