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hoyt test

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A test that tells if a girl can be hoyted. Performed by determining if one's arms can be wrapped around the girl and still touch. If one's arms do not touch, the Hoyt Test was a failure.
Would you Hoyt that girl? Nah, she doesn't pass the hoyt test.
by WyattDog July 12, 2006
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Hoyt Barnes

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an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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jazz hoyt

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to blindfold a girl with your dick and take a picture.
you've been a bad girl. looks like im gonna have to jazz hoyt you!
by hutzen August 26, 2009
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Mary Hoyt

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Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”
Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!
by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019
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Mary Hoyt

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A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra
“That teacher is a total Mary Hoyt” - Student
by ARandomHuman69 November 6, 2019
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Kyle Hoyt

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A kid from West Hills, California, who thinks he’s a redneck but is really just a wanna be. He loves dirt bikes, works on the steel mines and loves to pick his dirty toe nails. He refers to girls as motobitches a term that comes from Motowhips (he’s favorite dirt bike company) and tends to call his lady sugar tits.
Hey did you hear Kyle Hoyt fucked a motobitch?
Kyle Hoyt is making he’s sugar tits cook dinner.
by John Solis March 29, 2020
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Mary Hoyt

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Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheesewith a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the room
because her students stank.
Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!
by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019
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