hovis one

A hovis one is a girl with the maddest softest back. hovis implies that the back is soft like a hovis loaf of bread.

Yo look over there that gyals got back do you think she's a hovis one?

by J1_6 February 4, 2024

Hovis

A horrible, sort of sour foam masquerading as bread (I'm half French FYI)

Why are you eating Hovis?!?!?!
There was nothing else to eat, it pains me to put it in my mouth

by Walkable cities December 29, 2022