Hoeism

To possess the characteristics and act in ways that are hoe, tramp, hooker, prostitute, skank, and/or slut-like.

Her hoeism game is thick.

by Miss Bo$$ September 11, 2010

homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.

Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.

by Donwauu December 12, 2017

grolton and hovris

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.

*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

Hovsep

SUPER HOT AND SEXY AND RICH AND GOOD AT SOCCCER SO HOT

HOVSEP IS THE SEXIEST HOTTEST RICHEST MAN EVER

by unpocoloco1141 October 30, 2019

the hoves

A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

Hoeism

Hoeism is a diesease that most hoes struggle with on a daily basis. It can be contagious if you don't watch your self. Hoeism symptoms consist of: Using the dog filter on Snapchat constantly, Being innocent and not owning up to the fact you are a hoe, skanky clothing, Having multiple guy friends while having a boyfriend and saying you don't flirt with them when you actually do, and most importantly being unloyal. #TheseHoesAintLoyal

She struggles with hoeism

by Shrekhipstergirl420 August 23, 2017

HOVID-19

A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.

Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020