hovito

A fake ass Spanish word Jay-Z uses to reference himself in his lyrics. Since he dubbed himself 'Jay-Hova', he decided to add -ito at the end to make it Spanglish.

"Hola' Hovito! That's what they sayin' when I roll up wit my people."

by Johnesia July 18, 2005

Hovious

Amazingly sexy. Usually used in reference to an incredibly good looking person.

Man, look at that Hovious!

If only I looked like that Hovious.

by JoAnnely November 15, 2009

Hovig

In ancient mythology; The God of Wind guiding the path of sheep. In modern types, Armenian male with great attributes usually flourish with exceptional talent.

Don't get the Hovig mad, he will blow you away.

by Ryhtmic March 26, 2009

Hotviktor

He is a legend the myth says that his penis is like very very big lamp it shines in the dark

Girl 1: omg did you just get banged by Hotviktor no way
Girl 2: yeah my ass was so close to breaking

by Handsome Swede January 2, 2021

vypindit honíka

By switching the words vyhonit ( to jerk off ) and pindík ( another way to say dick, usually used when talking about small dicks ). Vypindit si honíka means to jerk off.

Guy1: Jdu si vypindit honíka.
Guy2: Ok, hlavně nebuď moc hlasitý.

by Kaufko June 9, 2022

Hovindist

A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.

VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney

by binydeamon September 5, 2009

Hovisms

A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".

"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms

by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008