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housegasm

hous-gaz-uhm noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of viewing a spectacular property, usually resulting from stimulation of the cerebral cortex and eyeballs, usually accompanied by vocalizations.
2. intense or unrestrained excitement caused by viewing interior, exterior or properties, in person via photograph
3. an instance of experiencing this.
You know you're at a New York screening of "Afternoon Delight" when the entire audience experiences a housegasm at seeing the view from a home in Silver Lake.
by lisathek September 16, 2013
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ass like a housecat

a woman with a small backside....so small in fact that at first glance it may seem almost housecattish upon first inspection
Rob:"man that girl has a tiny behind!!"
Brad:"hell yea that bitch has an ass like a housecat!!"
by bighonkey April 3, 2008
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Housemate Roulette

A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.
A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette
by Dale23 August 28, 2011
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housecat

A prototypically feminine girl. This phrase also connotates derpyness, airheadedness, ditzyness, etc.
housecats are usually, but not always, attractive looking. most girls within the age range of 14-35 are housecats.

the phrase originated as joke between some friends playing skyrim. Lydia was appointed as the dragonborn's "personal housecarl", and they changed it to "personal housecat". the phrase was originally used to exclusively refer to Lydia, but the scope of the phrase has broadened considerably over time. eventually it was used to describe fallout: new vegas's Veronica as well, and then female NPCs from bethesda games in general, then all derpy girls, until the phrase's definition was so broad that it can be used almost (but not quite) interchangeably with "chick".

The phrase IS NOT used to describe older women, young girls, or SJWs
SJW girls are ALWAYS referred to as "loudcats"
older women are oldcats, and young girls are housekittens.
The group of housecats were eating lunch in the high school cafeteria while gossiping and giggling.

My new boss is a housecat.

I saw the cutest housecat at the grocery store.
by bunnykilla June 10, 2018
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Housegasm

A sensation of your mind creaming itself after hearing the word LUPUS. A condition only found in the most severe of the HOUSE M.D fanatics. Poor souls...
Subject 1: LUPUS!
Subject 2: *Housegasm*
by xPi January 11, 2009
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pullin a houseboat

It's when you are doin a 69 with a fat chick in the bathtub.
Last night I got drunk and ended up pullin a houseboat with Jill and I almost drowned.
by Captain GlassCock October 6, 2010
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housecatiality

When a human being has an un-natural attraction to a house cat.
"He LOVES his cats. He probably practices housecatiality.
by Mizz! March 30, 2009
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