HoAssBitch/HAB

1. Term to describe a friend, relative or someone you don't even know ... when they abruptly upset you. It is generally stated in a louder tone than the rest of your speech.

2. After retelling of the stories in which you have used the term for its def#1 purposes (and laughing) ... it can begin to be used as a greeting or even a term-of-endearment.

3. See also HoAssBitchInTraining/HABI T -- One who observes the antics of an (HAB) and begins to repeat them.

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1. I was about to make that left turn when this HoAssBitch/HAB came through and just cut me off !

2. Hey, good to see you again, HoAssBitch/HAB. ~OR~ Can you hand me that thing over there, please ... HoAssBitch/HAB?

3. Her daughter acts just like her, she's just a HABIT.

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This definition is inspired by my "at the time" 10-year old son, who was arguing with his step-brother over a tee-shirt. In a note, written by the culprit and found after-the-fact ... the actual terminology recorded was:

"Yeah, but he is a fucking ho ass bitch though ... ain't he ?"

Which has since become a house-hold term and circulated amongst a good number of friends and co-workers. (Though he isn't silly enough to cuss around us anymore ... as he may again, never hear the end of how it sounds !)

by MrChris August 28, 2007

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The person who has no job, either does not pay bills or is behind on bills. So there for stays on good terms with current housemates by performing the wifely duties. Examples such as clean common areas, stay on top of dishes and laundry. Babysitter for children and/or pets when needed, taking out the trash, outside care such as mowing of lawn, removal of animal waste, weed removal...

Hey meet our house bitch Kai, he sucks at finding a job so he keeps the house looking great in return for rent. We love having a house bitch.

by turtle4422 January 5, 2016

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