house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

Mickey mouse drug house

The place where "the boys" spent half the summer smoking weed and kicking doors down.

- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.

Boy 1: Lets go to the Mickey mouse drug house boys!

Boy 2: No lad me Ma's down town

by Oh john boy March 13, 2014

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole

John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Mouse in the House

When a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post.

Player: Mouse in the House

by and1jsheng June 20, 2013

Mouse in the House

When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem

Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house

by anonymouslapras2783 September 12, 2019