Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE
by weird ass ploopy October 02, 2023
A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 06, 2024