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texas hotplate 

A texas hotplate is when you wrap a woman or man's chest in suran wrap. Then you simply squat down over it and shit.
Man #1: Your mom is a freak.
Man #2: Why
Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.

Philly Hotplate

To have anal sex with a woman while she has loose stool. Or to have sex with a woman who is simultaneously attempting to push out fecies, or to fight the prarie dog back into the hole.
Your mom served up a Philly Hotplate last night.

boston hotplate 

1. An actual hotplate served at the 433 Shawmut Ave
Boston, MA 02118 Salvation Army
2. Taking a dookie in someone's hand while they read the Bill of Rights or the nutrition facts on a Boston Baked Beans box.
She's so kinky/hungry. She's totally into the boston hotplate!
boston hotplate by Aaron Arkansas November 6, 2007

kentucky hotplate 

A Kentucky Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another shits on top of it.
I broke my table trying to give my bitch a Kentucky Hotplate.

Cincinnati Hotplate 

I had no KY so I gave the Cincinnati Hotplate.
Cincinnati Hotplate by beefums March 17, 2005

Buffalo Hotplate 

Any sexual act on, near, or involving a hot stove/Bunsen Burner.
"Hey man, what's that burn from?"
"I gave Sharon Becker the ol' Buffalo Hotplate two nights ago."
"Ouch!"
"Worth it."
Buffalo Hotplate by BrianJohn November 2, 2007